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REGAINS/IMPORTANT
Photo
A high-definition picture of a youth league soccer team. Mordecai is standing beside the teenagers in a shirt that matches the team's.
I don't remember this happening? It doesn't look like it's been digitally altered, though, and there's something familiar about those teens' faces...
Circa 2006 Cellphone
Geez, who even has a flip phone anymore? And why does it say there's six hundred missed messages?!
How did people live with phones like this?
Shot Glasses
A pair of triangular shot glasses decorated with lichen blossoms from an alien planet, cultivated by artisan gardeners.
If no one else claims it, I'm keeping it.
Portable Debugging Console
Wearing it on your arm, you feel like you can troubleshoot any software problem! Too bad it doesn't turn on.
This is Harriet's! What did he do to her?
Old Amber
A chunk of amber with a bug preserved inside it. Do you want Jurassic Park? Because that's how you get Jurassic Park.
Oh, this is nice!
Secrets of the Land
A book full of pretty much anything you ever wanted to know about Ground type Pokemon but may or may not have been afraid to ask.
Convenient. Still the products of a mad science experiment.
Drawing
A kind of shitty, but loving, pencil drawing of Harriet wearing the Portable Debugging Console. It's been colored in with color pencils.
<3
KEEPING
022. Caterpillar-kun
A hairy caterpillar toy that’s all the rage. By pulling the thin string coming from the tip, you can move it around as if it’s alive.
I seriously need to keep this with me until I leave.
020. Cherry Blossom Bouquet
A bouquet of cherry tree branches. In the language of flowers, cherry blossoms mean “an exquisite beauty".
This'll add some color to my room.
019. In-Vitro Rose
A rose in a test tube; very suitable for sending to someone as a gift. In the language of flowers, red roses mean “love".
Really small, but it looks nice on the nightstand.
062. Star Sand
A small bottle of star sand that’s said to bring you happiness just by having it. It’s called sand, but it’s not actually rock. It’s the husks of small undersea creatures.
It's calming.
011. Crane & Tortoise Diamond
A diamond ring that embodies the Platonic ideal of engagement rings. However, this is a glass replica.
A gift for Harriet when I get back.
047. Silver Ring
A ring made of very pure silver. There’s a naturally-occurring pink tourmaline set into the back. If you don’t know what to present someone with, give them this.
Another gift for Harriet.
089. Royal Guard's Spear
A gift from Undyne. A metal spear, sharp enough for use as a traditional polearm but light enough to throw at your enemies.
I don't want this to fall into the wrong hands
079. Tea Cup
A tea cup from the Royal Wood luxury brand. It’s said that when you use this tableware, even ordinary water feels sweet.
Interesting
051. Mr. Stapler
A stapler made for medical care. If you set specialized pins into it, you can close up any wound just like slammin’ a comic book shut.
How does this work? I should ask Susan.
015. Overlord T-Back
Underwear that can only be worn by those who can lord over buttocks. They’re unisex.
It's terrible, but it's clothes.
046. Elevator Boots
Boots with thickened insoles, to obfuscate your height.
Hey, whatever helps.
028. Pumice
A porous stone spewed out from a volcano. You can use it to scrape off old, calloused skin from your heels.
Sure, then.
024. Antique Doll
A ceramic doll with a head made of porcelain. There are many collectors of such dolls nowadays, thanks to their precise construction and the beauty of their miniature clothes.
This would sell for a lot in the future.
073. Knitted Hat
A gift from Ashley. A hat knitted with high-quality yarn, in stripes of grey and green.
...
048. Ubiquitous Notebook
A notebook designed for the greatest ease in writing down every single thing that happens in a day. There’s a storable ballpoint pen attached.
Has food recipes, drink recipes, and a list of everything in the bar.
077. Black Rabbit Handbook
A manual for all sorts of frauds. The cover picture is a black bunny rabbit, so as to not draw people’s attention. Apparently, there are versions with white and red rabbits as well.
Nothing written in it...yet.
031. Genius Author Fountain Pen
A fountain pen used by a late, great novelist. The soul of the novelist dwells within it, and no matter who uses the pen, they can only write this same sentence. "I am no longer human."
SCREAMING. THIS IS A MAD SCIENTIST'S PEN
Emergency Supplies
Boxes, blankets, rope, candles, matches, rations...all in case if he has to lock himself in his room.
014. Brand-New Sarashi
Cotton cloth that was worn as undergarments and bandages in the old days. Wrapping this around yourself will tense your body and soul.
Emergency clothing and bandages.
Packaged Food
Cans of vegetables, granola bars, and cereal
Medical Supplies
A First Aid kit, a roll of bandages, painkillers, cold medicine, and a box of Band-Aids.
072. Bandages
Cloth meant to stop bleeding and to protect wounds. You can also wrap things in them to express sickly transparency or cruelty.
I should carry this around on me.
029. Vise
A tool to tightly clamp objects such as iron in place for processing. Even just the name gives a sense of overwhelming power.
Could come in handy. Into the emergency supply pile.
SILVER KEY
The key to room 8.
SCHOOL UNIFORM
At least he'll be decent while doing laundry.
TRADE IT
025. Crystal Skull x2
A skull made out of a single piece of crystal. It is wrapped in mystery, as it is thought that older civilizations did not have the tools to make such a thing.
This looks like this can lead to a load of trouble as long as I have it.
052. Lilienthal's Wings
A hang glider model left by the aviation engineer Lilienthal. It’s filled with the dreams of humans who gazed up at the sky.
Aw, it's cute! Seems more of a thing for the mechanical minded of us.
030. Water Flute x2
A flute that makes a small birdsong-like sound when you pour water into the container and blow into the pipe.
Novelty item.
075. Multi-Sided Dice Set
A set of dice with 4, 6, 12 and 20 faces.
Well, if we need something for a game...........a shipping game!
061. Front-Back Ukelele
Apparently, this is a kind of string instrument from a southern country. It has strings across both sides, and each side has a different sound. The front makes a very bright and light sound, while the back makes a very dark and heavy sound.
??? I can try to learn it if I have the time.
021. Rose Whip x3
A whip made with real roses. Even beautiful roses have thorns.
Well, I finally found a weapon.
018. Tumbleweed x2
A pile of grass often seen in Western films. If this stuff starts to pile up against the door to your house, toss it down a hill in the backyard.
Oh my god, I'm not from an Earth Western!
074. Kirlian Camera
A camera that can take kirlian photographs. Unfortunately, it has no film.
Junk
008. Kitty Hairpin
A hairpin with a kitten design on it. With just this one little point, it makes girls shine.
I should give it to someone here.
080. Iron-Nicking Sword
A sword that cannot cut iron. It can’t cut living things either. In other words it’s useless.
Um.
050. Flash Hider
A component that you can attach to the end of a gun to control the muzzle flash and recoil. However, this device produced by the Volcaknick-knack Company also amplifies the sound of the discharge, like a roaring tiger.
CONSUMABLES
070. Lascivious Wonders of Nature
Alcohol-free sake. Even though it’s alcohol-free, you still get drunk off it.
WHY!! Half of it has been given out during the Case 3 afterparty.
036. Cinnamon Tea
Tea with a stick of cinnamon added to it. It warms your body, and is said to improve your gastrointestinal condition.
Thank you.
003. Necroissant
A croissant made entirely out of pitch-black materials. It looks burnt, but doesn’t taste bad at all.
Photo
A high-definition picture of a youth league soccer team. Mordecai is standing beside the teenagers in a shirt that matches the team's.
I don't remember this happening? It doesn't look like it's been digitally altered, though, and there's something familiar about those teens' faces...
Circa 2006 Cellphone
Geez, who even has a flip phone anymore? And why does it say there's six hundred missed messages?!
How did people live with phones like this?
Shot Glasses
A pair of triangular shot glasses decorated with lichen blossoms from an alien planet, cultivated by artisan gardeners.
If no one else claims it, I'm keeping it.
Portable Debugging Console
Wearing it on your arm, you feel like you can troubleshoot any software problem! Too bad it doesn't turn on.
This is Harriet's! What did he do to her?
Old Amber
A chunk of amber with a bug preserved inside it. Do you want Jurassic Park? Because that's how you get Jurassic Park.
Oh, this is nice!
Secrets of the Land
A book full of pretty much anything you ever wanted to know about Ground type Pokemon but may or may not have been afraid to ask.
Convenient. Still the products of a mad science experiment.
Drawing
A kind of shitty, but loving, pencil drawing of Harriet wearing the Portable Debugging Console. It's been colored in with color pencils.
<3
KEEPING
022. Caterpillar-kun
A hairy caterpillar toy that’s all the rage. By pulling the thin string coming from the tip, you can move it around as if it’s alive.
I seriously need to keep this with me until I leave.
020. Cherry Blossom Bouquet
A bouquet of cherry tree branches. In the language of flowers, cherry blossoms mean “an exquisite beauty".
This'll add some color to my room.
019. In-Vitro Rose
A rose in a test tube; very suitable for sending to someone as a gift. In the language of flowers, red roses mean “love".
Really small, but it looks nice on the nightstand.
062. Star Sand
A small bottle of star sand that’s said to bring you happiness just by having it. It’s called sand, but it’s not actually rock. It’s the husks of small undersea creatures.
It's calming.
011. Crane & Tortoise Diamond
A diamond ring that embodies the Platonic ideal of engagement rings. However, this is a glass replica.
A gift for Harriet when I get back.
047. Silver Ring
A ring made of very pure silver. There’s a naturally-occurring pink tourmaline set into the back. If you don’t know what to present someone with, give them this.
Another gift for Harriet.
089. Royal Guard's Spear
A gift from Undyne. A metal spear, sharp enough for use as a traditional polearm but light enough to throw at your enemies.
I don't want this to fall into the wrong hands
079. Tea Cup
A tea cup from the Royal Wood luxury brand. It’s said that when you use this tableware, even ordinary water feels sweet.
Interesting
051. Mr. Stapler
A stapler made for medical care. If you set specialized pins into it, you can close up any wound just like slammin’ a comic book shut.
How does this work? I should ask Susan.
015. Overlord T-Back
Underwear that can only be worn by those who can lord over buttocks. They’re unisex.
It's terrible, but it's clothes.
046. Elevator Boots
Boots with thickened insoles, to obfuscate your height.
Hey, whatever helps.
028. Pumice
A porous stone spewed out from a volcano. You can use it to scrape off old, calloused skin from your heels.
Sure, then.
024. Antique Doll
A ceramic doll with a head made of porcelain. There are many collectors of such dolls nowadays, thanks to their precise construction and the beauty of their miniature clothes.
This would sell for a lot in the future.
073. Knitted Hat
A gift from Ashley. A hat knitted with high-quality yarn, in stripes of grey and green.
...
048. Ubiquitous Notebook
A notebook designed for the greatest ease in writing down every single thing that happens in a day. There’s a storable ballpoint pen attached.
Has food recipes, drink recipes, and a list of everything in the bar.
077. Black Rabbit Handbook
A manual for all sorts of frauds. The cover picture is a black bunny rabbit, so as to not draw people’s attention. Apparently, there are versions with white and red rabbits as well.
Nothing written in it...yet.
031. Genius Author Fountain Pen
A fountain pen used by a late, great novelist. The soul of the novelist dwells within it, and no matter who uses the pen, they can only write this same sentence. "I am no longer human."
SCREAMING. THIS IS A MAD SCIENTIST'S PEN
Emergency Supplies
Boxes, blankets, rope, candles, matches, rations...all in case if he has to lock himself in his room.
014. Brand-New Sarashi
Cotton cloth that was worn as undergarments and bandages in the old days. Wrapping this around yourself will tense your body and soul.
Emergency clothing and bandages.
Packaged Food
Cans of vegetables, granola bars, and cereal
Medical Supplies
A First Aid kit, a roll of bandages, painkillers, cold medicine, and a box of Band-Aids.
072. Bandages
Cloth meant to stop bleeding and to protect wounds. You can also wrap things in them to express sickly transparency or cruelty.
I should carry this around on me.
029. Vise
A tool to tightly clamp objects such as iron in place for processing. Even just the name gives a sense of overwhelming power.
Could come in handy. Into the emergency supply pile.
SILVER KEY
The key to room 8.
SCHOOL UNIFORM
At least he'll be decent while doing laundry.
TRADE IT
025. Crystal Skull x2
A skull made out of a single piece of crystal. It is wrapped in mystery, as it is thought that older civilizations did not have the tools to make such a thing.
This looks like this can lead to a load of trouble as long as I have it.
052. Lilienthal's Wings
A hang glider model left by the aviation engineer Lilienthal. It’s filled with the dreams of humans who gazed up at the sky.
Aw, it's cute! Seems more of a thing for the mechanical minded of us.
030. Water Flute x2
A flute that makes a small birdsong-like sound when you pour water into the container and blow into the pipe.
Novelty item.
075. Multi-Sided Dice Set
A set of dice with 4, 6, 12 and 20 faces.
Well, if we need something for a game...........a shipping game!
061. Front-Back Ukelele
Apparently, this is a kind of string instrument from a southern country. It has strings across both sides, and each side has a different sound. The front makes a very bright and light sound, while the back makes a very dark and heavy sound.
??? I can try to learn it if I have the time.
021. Rose Whip x3
A whip made with real roses. Even beautiful roses have thorns.
Well, I finally found a weapon.
018. Tumbleweed x2
A pile of grass often seen in Western films. If this stuff starts to pile up against the door to your house, toss it down a hill in the backyard.
Oh my god, I'm not from an Earth Western!
074. Kirlian Camera
A camera that can take kirlian photographs. Unfortunately, it has no film.
Junk
008. Kitty Hairpin
A hairpin with a kitten design on it. With just this one little point, it makes girls shine.
I should give it to someone here.
080. Iron-Nicking Sword
A sword that cannot cut iron. It can’t cut living things either. In other words it’s useless.
Um.
050. Flash Hider
A component that you can attach to the end of a gun to control the muzzle flash and recoil. However, this device produced by the Volcaknick-knack Company also amplifies the sound of the discharge, like a roaring tiger.
CONSUMABLES
070. Lascivious Wonders of Nature
Alcohol-free sake. Even though it’s alcohol-free, you still get drunk off it.
WHY!! Half of it has been given out during the Case 3 afterparty.
036. Cinnamon Tea
Tea with a stick of cinnamon added to it. It warms your body, and is said to improve your gastrointestinal condition.
Thank you.
003. Necroissant
A croissant made entirely out of pitch-black materials. It looks burnt, but doesn’t taste bad at all.